clientsfromhell:

Client: Could you photoshop it so that I look like less of an asshole?

Me: I’m sorry, how…?

Client: My employees say I look like an asshole in this picture, so take care of it.

Me: Can you ask them how you look like -

Client: Look, my employees are ignorant idiots, just fix it.

Me: Oh, I think I see it now.