I’m a freelance designer. At lunch with a client, he requested to see a wireframe on my laptop.
Client: Wow, that loaded really fast! How is your laptop that fast?
Me: Well, I had to pay extra for a faster processor. This way, I get an extra gigahertz, and my programs can launch and render…
some very smart people, many of them are PhDs, yet…. lol, though thankfully not as bad as this: